Ode to Ryan Cabrera

Dear Ryan Cabrera:
I know you were never much of a singer...

and I know you were never really that attractive...
but at least you seemed to be yourself (as much as a celebrity can do so)
What's with the new look?
This Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom look will not do
Stop while you're ahead.
thanks,
--Ashley

An Ode to Thee:

Let's Take Our Time, you're On The Way Down. That hair on you gives me 40 Kinds of Sadness. Maybe you have Blind Sight and are experiencing Illusions- but that's no excuse because you have a stylist. So Take It All The Way and use the professionals. You may say Shame On Me for telling you what is True but someone had to do it. If you don't change this look, your girlfriend, She's going to leave you and you'll be going Exit To Exit only to end up in Echo Park.

Before

After

PS: that stash makes you look like a pedo...and at your young age, that's not a good look